bowbot:

hey. did i mention i love neil cicierega

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brotoad:

frankieztein:

brotoad:

my harry potter OC is called deadlift powercrunch, the most muscular wizard of all time

wizards rarely use physical power to accomplish anything, so the most muscular, is propably not that muscular when compared to muggles

deadlift powercrunch uses her physical power above magic, she does not care about magic and only uses it to create gym equipment from thin air and also to give her gatling gun arm infinite bullets.

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Anonymous said: Except JonTron want composting himself to the victims of lynch mobs, he was comparing modern SJW cunts to lunch mobs. You SJWs will just fucking take anything and run with it won't you

shrap-null:

fiztheancient:

gerrark:

dragondicks:

fussybabybitch:

True I forgot about that time when a bunch of rowdy Twitter users broke into JonTrons home and violently murdered him as a public spectacle in order to remind others like him of their social position

"you goddamn SJWs, thinking it’s offensive for a guy to outright compare people who don’t like him using ableist slurs to violent murderous klan members

"Jontron wasn’t comparing himself to the victim of a lynch mob, he was comparing the people around him to lynch mobs, and saying he was being attacked by them, idiot."

i have nothing to say about this

but i just really like the typo “lunch mobs” sorry

must’ve been so hard for jontron when he made the groundbreaking decision to not say “okay my bad i shouldn’t have used that word” when told by his own fans that it was offensive to say

definitely a modern struggle for the ages

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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thespacegoat:

I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it

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gray-lightning:

pltnm06ghost:

ZS Samus’s alt is amazing. ‘Nuff said.'CAUSE TEAM MIDRIFF ROLLIN' DEEP IN SSB4 AW YISS~!!!
Bonus:

Lil’ Mac has nice abs though :V

Omgggggh

gray-lightning:

pltnm06ghost:

ZS Samus’s alt is amazing. ‘Nuff said.
'CAUSE TEAM MIDRIFF ROLLIN' DEEP IN SSB4 AW YISS~!!!

Bonus:

Lil’ Mac has nice abs though :V

Omgggggh

(via hokuto-ju-no-ken)

Ray Liotta (feat. his eyeliner) is in Killing Them Softly as a slimy mobster and if that doesnt make you wanna watch it idk what to tell you

shanehelmscom:

iluvsamcedes:

thatsomethingsomething:

Brad Pitt in Killing Them Softly.

Every damn frame is dripping with truth.

Sinister truth.

(via colonel--dog)

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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