my harry potter OC is called deadlift powercrunch, the most muscular wizard of all time
wizards rarely use physical power to accomplish anything, so the most muscular, is propably not that muscular when compared to muggles
deadlift powercrunch uses her physical power above magic, she does not care about magic and only uses it to create gym equipment from thin air and also to give her gatling gun arm infinite bullets.
Anonymous said: Except JonTron want composting himself to the victims of lynch mobs, he was comparing modern SJW cunts to lunch mobs. You SJWs will just fucking take anything and run with it won't you
True I forgot about that time when a bunch of rowdy Twitter users broke into JonTrons home and violently murdered him as a public spectacle in order to remind others like him of their social position
"you goddamn SJWs, thinking it’s offensive for a guy to outright compare people who don’t like him using ableist slurs to violent murderous klan members”
"Jontron wasn’t comparing himself to the victim of a lynch mob, he was comparing the people around him to lynch mobs, and saying he was being attacked by them, idiot."
i have nothing to say about this
but i just really like the typo “lunch mobs” sorry
must’ve been so hard for jontron when he made the groundbreaking decision to not say “okay my bad i shouldn’t have used that word” when told by his own fans that it was offensive to say
definitely a modern struggle for the ages
I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it
Ray Liotta (feat. his eyeliner) is in Killing Them Softly as a slimy mobster and if that doesnt make you wanna watch it idk what to tell you